![]() 02/03/2017 at 23:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
1:Hide one of these in my clothes.
2:go and get baptized
3:?????
4:post that shit on youtube and profit
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If you’re religious enough, #2.
![]() 02/03/2017 at 23:45 |
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Hide several handfulls of those sponge capsule dinosaurs in your underpants.
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Yeah I’d probably freak out.
Alternatively: EVERY church in the nation hates him for this one secret.
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I need to start convulsing and hiss and speaking demon to really sell it though
My god would the youtube money be worth it though
![]() 02/03/2017 at 23:49 |
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I will personally buy several of these for you if you will actually do it.
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:02 |
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Baptism is a serious and solemn event for the devout. Doing something asinine to disrupt a person’s or congregation’s worship in their holy place because you don’t share their beliefs is not just rude, it’s juvenile.
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*checks list of words people have used to describe me*
yep, Juvenile is there, it all checks out
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:07 |
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I demand you pay the Maggie tax for this post. *Makes grabby hands for photos of Maggie*
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:10 |
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She don’t give two shits.
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:11 |
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Except you would be in like a baby pool so... more embarassing than anything.
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Maggie!!!! *pounces and gives exactly two scritches*
Enzo also gives no shits. I couldn’t move for an hour.
He says hi, btw. :)
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:16 |
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would it be? I’ve seen adult sized pools....
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:23 |
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your cat is speaking to you?
that texas heat is messing with you.
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:27 |
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![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:39 |
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I thought this was gonna be a giant version of one of those dinosaur sponges that expands to like 100x it’s size on Contact with water. I was sorely disappointed
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:42 |
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I honestly have no idea
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:43 |
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Step 5: Get brutally murdered by congregation because they’d believe you’re the anti-christ.
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:45 |
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honestly, i think 1/2 of them would be too shocked to do anything, 1/4 would faint, and the rest would just run.
just enough time to make my escape
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:50 |
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Depends. In Texas a quarter of them would be concealed carrying and at least one of them would shoot.
![]() 02/04/2017 at 00:57 |
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good thing I’m not in texas then. canada :D
![]() 02/04/2017 at 04:30 |
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And some people get baptized in rivers and such.
![]() 02/04/2017 at 11:35 |
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Some growling might suffice as well.
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You evil genius!
I love it.